The dead one.
Story[]
Strawberry Calpico came into this world via the almighty vagina. She was born with the hair of God, a majestic pink beast atop her shiny baby butt body. The hair was both a blessing and a curse.
Growing up, Calpico faced many difficulties fitting in because of her au natural pink hair. It wasn't until she discovered it's man-eating abilities that things started to take turn for the better.
In her spare time she would prance and frolic about in meadows of sunshine.
She died from a congestive hair failure.